-Sir, we found this and we need you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.
It looks like a pine cone, is roundish, and the flesh is light like a apple. Sounds like a legit name to me. /SRSLY
(Source: cl0udchaser, via paranoid-rhythm)